tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89585145098381956782024-02-21T06:51:13.709-08:00The Beard HunterThe goal...a photo colleciton of beards and to journal the whole funky experience of hunting for them (bugging the shit out of them for a photo). Not the easiest task so there is a bit of humor attached. The book is now available on Amazon.com... http://tinyurl.com/7k88mg9The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-78320041064482754592012-04-07T10:07:00.001-07:002012-04-07T10:11:27.129-07:00Broad Beard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2YqGTRCwqYcdsFQgjVLZumrzWZEQ3nFcMrKOMJGsxk79U61q7YgFjcZz3pok1PEfsr8m4I4FEXqbin8NPpIWEDU7ZQP7uCWsVTV1hFpxQOPHRazPfxOFMfk_fal5RiSE3uSNGgJI-KO_5/s1600/Screen+Shot+2012-02-17+at+4.39.27+PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="400" width="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2YqGTRCwqYcdsFQgjVLZumrzWZEQ3nFcMrKOMJGsxk79U61q7YgFjcZz3pok1PEfsr8m4I4FEXqbin8NPpIWEDU7ZQP7uCWsVTV1hFpxQOPHRazPfxOFMfk_fal5RiSE3uSNGgJI-KO_5/s400/Screen+Shot+2012-02-17+at+4.39.27+PM.png" /></a></div><br />
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Bounty hunting was the name of the game with this beauty. With two counts of indecent exposure, four counts of smoking weed in public, and one count of assault on a neighbor, we picked up Keeks the Broad Beard and booked her.<br />
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Many convicts don’t know how to cope in the outside world and find solace on the “inside.” You can see this is definitely the case for Keeks by the happy dance she did when we tried to get her mug shot. To calm her down we gave her a cigarette, ripped her hat off, and told her we would auction off her hog if she didn’t chill.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-72647118785136560952010-09-13T16:28:00.001-07:002010-10-04T15:58:39.915-07:00Four Isn't Always A Crowd<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwx9Bh8e-qdjrTxIEGwdWW2DHM-WwkzheD_OFLVYX7TuldVS6zzmEWx63nMdoAoBKsB6bnkX2vlD_dZ5Noq48wUDMlnzHTB64qiqa3WlK5e6tTpkKu_-hpfnefK5shKB9PSrqOLmcKDvA/s1600/CheesyTitsNjamesBeard1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZwx9Bh8e-qdjrTxIEGwdWW2DHM-WwkzheD_OFLVYX7TuldVS6zzmEWx63nMdoAoBKsB6bnkX2vlD_dZ5Noq48wUDMlnzHTB64qiqa3WlK5e6tTpkKu_-hpfnefK5shKB9PSrqOLmcKDvA/s400/CheesyTitsNjamesBeard1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516544997392077634" /></a><br /><br />This is my new Sister In-Law, Jo and her husband James Carter, my brother in-law. They spent their honeymoon with us. It's not so strange when you find out they're from the UK and have never been to San Francisco. Jo had all of her belongings pissed on by our newly adopted dog, Zach but she ended up loving him so much she asked me to bring a vial of his pee over the pond when we next visit. He got a little poo on her too but we'll leave that stuff in the garden. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1N8AxsDNEobo_M6g3o_vaAOJqgjblzlBcmOfwm4YxiPoDwWlyuAy3ZNWLkz13ylrf8fQaVpHaCgfoj2p7L_kJqPi173qU9ZkSW8d1FzStO76MbRuWeIhvha3Ds4gmNVZcApBx72PZOGl9/s1600/Zach114.jpg04.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1N8AxsDNEobo_M6g3o_vaAOJqgjblzlBcmOfwm4YxiPoDwWlyuAy3ZNWLkz13ylrf8fQaVpHaCgfoj2p7L_kJqPi173qU9ZkSW8d1FzStO76MbRuWeIhvha3Ds4gmNVZcApBx72PZOGl9/s200/Zach114.jpg04.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524326087441261026" /></a><br />We had such a great time with them I'm making a spot in our only closet for them to move into. Come back you two!<br /><br />James gets 9.0 CCs for holding out on the beard until it got too itchy and Jo gets 9.5 CCs for a beautiful grooming job. xoxoxoThe Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-24512548889708743212010-09-02T12:56:00.000-07:002010-09-02T13:13:57.154-07:00The World of Ryan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmoXnmutnOGf6-K1SqD6q_R1MfMC97Y__9j3t9JJNSY8puSY73DShaZusbdcUqfJX7hgdZRq6UAlYrS-tX4DNFzSFowZYQvEmf1dHkG7mnDuy4dmRZnEcf29uVBqN4afZawfVXGZUY4kE8/s1600/Day60Ryan.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmoXnmutnOGf6-K1SqD6q_R1MfMC97Y__9j3t9JJNSY8puSY73DShaZusbdcUqfJX7hgdZRq6UAlYrS-tX4DNFzSFowZYQvEmf1dHkG7mnDuy4dmRZnEcf29uVBqN4afZawfVXGZUY4kE8/s400/Day60Ryan.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512410281682594562" /></a><br /><br />Here's a fellow designer friend, Ryan. He works for the same company I used to work for on a magazine focused on a huge videogame. I'm sure you guessed it by now from the title. If you still don't know which game you're 100% geek free and probably have no interest in <span style="font-style:italic;">Star Trek</span> or <span style="font-style:italic;">Comic Con</span>.<br /><br />Beard #58 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.75 CCs</span> for letting himself be my victim and not calling me crazy to my face. I got the feeling he kind of wanted to ;)The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-630536082423169962010-08-31T16:09:00.000-07:002010-08-31T17:20:16.059-07:00Magic Munkee<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKDBELtC9A0ajfhgkZSBQbEdut34nole2RBJ2J0Z22_mhSzw-Bl-e5MYR5AcLivUVC4f_6soiVcT8YvcVGGw_cuGQiV6HBZPQR4DDc2cRLtdPJ55OrtCKAQ3BDyp1qdrWbBAEkK6qdq4RI/s1600/n8beardDrawing.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKDBELtC9A0ajfhgkZSBQbEdut34nole2RBJ2J0Z22_mhSzw-Bl-e5MYR5AcLivUVC4f_6soiVcT8YvcVGGw_cuGQiV6HBZPQR4DDc2cRLtdPJ55OrtCKAQ3BDyp1qdrWbBAEkK6qdq4RI/s400/n8beardDrawing.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5511731894159657666" /></a><br /><br />Work overload from not being able to refuse any paying jobs has made me miss a few days of posting. Not sure if anyone noticed but if you did here’s another beard for ya and an apology to go with it. This one was drawn by my good friend <a href="http://www.n8vandyke.com/">Nate Van Dyke</a> (I call him Munkee), artist extraordinaire. <br /><br />The swirl around the eye and hanging tongue might represent alcohol consumption during dinner, however, a feeling of confusion and general annoyance is pretty normal for us so it could just be representing sobriety.<br /><br />Beard #57 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">9.5 CCs of beer</span> for looking like a Dr. Seuss beard with Nate’s shaved head.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-65699564043566827942010-08-28T14:13:00.000-07:002010-08-28T14:18:57.287-07:00Nice Pants<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0V2KsQY3tjKshGyyUF11TY2HaR4f7CmdJmgap94SsuQdAwIXajbmC67BdDho8cjxCSpXqt9O_gJIRYmC0d1tTh5pRsKuORPWRE7p_wDEmuBX0vaB1qT-m0bfan-LCBQvEY8uDNv2pqvuT/s1600/Day58Jose.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0V2KsQY3tjKshGyyUF11TY2HaR4f7CmdJmgap94SsuQdAwIXajbmC67BdDho8cjxCSpXqt9O_gJIRYmC0d1tTh5pRsKuORPWRE7p_wDEmuBX0vaB1qT-m0bfan-LCBQvEY8uDNv2pqvuT/s400/Day58Jose.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510573171962601762" /></a><br /><br />Jose is here from Germany visiting my neighbor. Nice guy. Nice salt n pepper stubble. Nice shirt. Nice ink. Nice metal. FABULOUS PANTS. Nice garden he's sitting in too. That’s our garden, also fabulous.<br /><br />Nice pants, beard #56 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.0 CCs</span> and a salute for every inch of his vessel.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-79745759728904133112010-08-27T20:36:00.001-07:002010-08-27T20:45:48.609-07:00Ravioli Patroli<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqw6BAmWRnGAMkSEP5h2SIAHTpFdTl1MH3zLQmR6YtTVtx4j_5ihVmkI3L9BLBiccktioBHcrwAKNqzSxaUco-srUlYcSDTlf4RDyBVqP5YBzEoN_5G5DGdyiMotLrA3qCUTXN-wN_uavg/s1600/Day57CornerSnap.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqw6BAmWRnGAMkSEP5h2SIAHTpFdTl1MH3zLQmR6YtTVtx4j_5ihVmkI3L9BLBiccktioBHcrwAKNqzSxaUco-srUlYcSDTlf4RDyBVqP5YBzEoN_5G5DGdyiMotLrA3qCUTXN-wN_uavg/s400/Day57CornerSnap.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510300093841622850" /></a><br /><br />Crashing now. What a week. I’ve still pulled off a post each day and trust me when I say it wasn’t easy. Enough about me, let’s discuss the “we” in this photo. It looks slightly New York sexy, but they’re just regular melting pot, in a large city folks waiting for the street light to change while the sunlight is burning their retinas. Either way this guy...qualifies!<br /><br />#55 = <span style=”font-weight:bold;”>9.0 CCs</span> cuz it be da bomb.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-1795333421016642922010-08-26T20:20:00.000-07:002010-08-26T20:31:58.373-07:00Beam Me Up Scottie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmFBe7FxwKtk0XEeDyy7LPqpLH4wxn2WiAThQq3uWMyqKb2xk7hn5tcX76aLV7Qb6yVEq0PicjgADOyVH8YrRBKxF_T1AqKnI1XqOcKdWnbBPc1k7dQ227klpcqqtltGQSyBnp615HDoDn/s1600/Day11BeamMeUpScottie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmFBe7FxwKtk0XEeDyy7LPqpLH4wxn2WiAThQq3uWMyqKb2xk7hn5tcX76aLV7Qb6yVEq0PicjgADOyVH8YrRBKxF_T1AqKnI1XqOcKdWnbBPc1k7dQ227klpcqqtltGQSyBnp615HDoDn/s400/Day11BeamMeUpScottie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509925632770985634" /></a><br /><br />Yeah I know, my beards are not super exciting this week. It's been close to impossible to get out due to making money for food and camera supplies. Luckily dogs still need to poop and other peoples dogs have beards. I was kind of hoping this Scottie would beam me up onto the Starship Enterprise because Calgon hasn't been listen lately. <br /><br />#54 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">5.0 CCs</span> because I can score lower on those that can’t sue me and because his beard is shit.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-49391174658845190202010-08-25T19:32:00.000-07:002010-08-25T19:45:33.496-07:00Desperate Times<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiK-p2JTO_ch0lt1ngmczF604QWKjPnd1nBpss3pAEv44tCtkCWwz2KsWHEx96uovVoYB-wg6cPLLKJOlsNFohNrq0zGvMjQAaHcNulGX012-LQTTljkCMT2qiOLqGyWqCFjCZX1pysXpp/s1600/DSC_0677.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiK-p2JTO_ch0lt1ngmczF604QWKjPnd1nBpss3pAEv44tCtkCWwz2KsWHEx96uovVoYB-wg6cPLLKJOlsNFohNrq0zGvMjQAaHcNulGX012-LQTTljkCMT2qiOLqGyWqCFjCZX1pysXpp/s400/DSC_0677.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509543766978353010" /></a><br /><br />...It's come to this. Just for today...hopefully...<br /><br />#53 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">4.0 CCs</span> cuz it’s pretty crappy but a little funny.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-86644502951572260252010-08-24T15:04:00.000-07:002010-08-24T15:22:18.480-07:00Sizzlin'<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZSL0OQ-CsDESvENkMcaZ4M85-iCKZiLVBgghYvRO8tPayicQaZ_1ejErpb74NNq1x1ySdh1BqOjV6NJ5ah-MGYB_RpFxussukx-TEtXL5Z40_VJcNXp_dshbVHfLwgsJ_jMzSmkq6o0tL/s1600/Day3BeardGingerAllOver.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZSL0OQ-CsDESvENkMcaZ4M85-iCKZiLVBgghYvRO8tPayicQaZ_1ejErpb74NNq1x1ySdh1BqOjV6NJ5ah-MGYB_RpFxussukx-TEtXL5Z40_VJcNXp_dshbVHfLwgsJ_jMzSmkq6o0tL/s400/Day3BeardGingerAllOver.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509101644942548290" /></a><br /><br />If it's super hot outside your color palette should match. This city totally embraces the rebirth of 80s fashion so this makes him über cool. It’s 100 degrees out. He's not F'ing around. Fashion first. The rest of the city is practically naked.<br /><br />Beard #52 gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.5 CCs</span> because it’s barely there but his ensemble makes him blog worthy.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-68733095510405237912010-08-23T16:29:00.000-07:002010-08-23T16:42:43.070-07:00Lost and Found<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidyK4M0PODM3kU14PySAh25KfNcPfbNxfREQ-FgwgDcZs7cm-PYxqLcMVGAx2CYwHvD_hC9p_kn_ntH40MSJi5B3ztvPSk3pXaMynZT_bE506gZBf80MwwqNR4I1QKquxQ6IZ9uU_QnRXb/s1600/Day56HerbalX.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 393px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidyK4M0PODM3kU14PySAh25KfNcPfbNxfREQ-FgwgDcZs7cm-PYxqLcMVGAx2CYwHvD_hC9p_kn_ntH40MSJi5B3ztvPSk3pXaMynZT_bE506gZBf80MwwqNR4I1QKquxQ6IZ9uU_QnRXb/s400/Day56HerbalX.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508754260161764722" /></a><br /><br />I found this a few days ago in with a bunch of old drawings and paintings I did over a decade ago. This one is of a guy I knew in Los Angeles that was so into herbal extasy he rarely left his home. The man's house had almost no furniture but couldn’t have cared less. He seemed stark raving mad and almost scary but high enough to know you wouldn’t die by his hand as long as he had his herbal stash. <br /><br />Beard #51 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">7 CCs</span>. I could have done a lot more with his beard. Who knew I’d need it 10 years later?The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-7002555259008654032010-08-22T16:55:00.000-07:002010-08-23T16:42:17.757-07:00Saved by a Hipster Herd<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLvZ3vbjIJyH30xgE5FO8qNYeuxz54_jreAu0RX3BCt0KHvC99XK8L69Vwk6EltU95edjJzWctFqixFjhujNpqV7DPWVUyFDG6WS_ivq_VPfCHkGJOYOttdLjLamk8dkUCwkl-92z5_R5m/s1600/Day2HipsterHerd2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLvZ3vbjIJyH30xgE5FO8qNYeuxz54_jreAu0RX3BCt0KHvC99XK8L69Vwk6EltU95edjJzWctFqixFjhujNpqV7DPWVUyFDG6WS_ivq_VPfCHkGJOYOttdLjLamk8dkUCwkl-92z5_R5m/s400/Day2HipsterHerd2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508390689986457378" /></a><br /><br />There are many parts of town in SF where you can easily spot hipster herds. I would consider this one of average size. The skinny jeans are an instant give away. If you could zoom in you can see the guy on the far left has a toothpick in his mouth which makes them extra serious about their hipster status. The dual beards here are saving my arse because I am so busy right now I can barely find time to pee, hence no post yesterday which I almost lost sleep over but was so exhausted I crashed anyway. <br /><br />Beards #49 and #50 are getting a collective <span style="font-weight:bold;">17 CCs</span>. They have average beards (sorry hipsters) but because of them I have a little more time for a bathroom break.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-66396479070959375052010-08-20T15:04:00.000-07:002010-08-20T15:09:12.409-07:00High as a Kai<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNW-XpxOoOxhemkb-msxTCl2_KuOd3qX8JSBIDHU4ELDzYTlDgJPlm3cLA2qHV5jYMUr9kWF4dbl09ksGzNUVMLx8M75-D_2CvD2wSFMZTGNsQcvXyou4n87FoqilNjGD9649lTCcu6ctw/s1600/Day055GeneSimmonsKai.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNW-XpxOoOxhemkb-msxTCl2_KuOd3qX8JSBIDHU4ELDzYTlDgJPlm3cLA2qHV5jYMUr9kWF4dbl09ksGzNUVMLx8M75-D_2CvD2wSFMZTGNsQcvXyou4n87FoqilNjGD9649lTCcu6ctw/s400/Day055GeneSimmonsKai.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507617401057799330" /></a><br /><br />This is one of my dogs, Kai, and this is what you would look like if you were captured stoned and eating ice cream or if you had just been woken up from a canine siesta. Is it just me or is her beard remarkably similar to yesterday’s beard, Diego Maradona? <br /><br />My sweet Kai, Beard #48, gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.75 CCs</span>, Diego’s score + 1 because that tongue would make even Gene Simmons jealous.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-11894239444449354792010-08-19T17:44:00.000-07:002010-08-19T17:49:27.944-07:00Found in the vault<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5baT_ANGs1vNaLcaWFASCsizeccLVHeLLUUyvDx2nJUiWNYagDhrxMW3_ymZQzbjVELH6cTfTHHtR_vyeZOnDqXwC5FzoNYGkc2MqRZlWKs4BbK6c9lbtATpOF6oU99X2vedqTD7wOCD3/s1600/DSC_0218.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5baT_ANGs1vNaLcaWFASCsizeccLVHeLLUUyvDx2nJUiWNYagDhrxMW3_ymZQzbjVELH6cTfTHHtR_vyeZOnDqXwC5FzoNYGkc2MqRZlWKs4BbK6c9lbtATpOF6oU99X2vedqTD7wOCD3/s400/DSC_0218.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507287365491035362" /></a><br /><br />Today’s photo was like when you clean out a drawer and find that old Purple Rain T-shirt. This happened while looking for an advertisement for a friends business that I had recorded back in June. I rediscovered this beard because my friend’s ad was during a World Cup game. This would be the manager of Argentina’s football team, Diego Maradona. What instantly made me hit pause a grab my camera, even though it’s on a TV screen, was how shwarmy and dramatic he was. The man clearly loves himself. <br /><br />Diego, Beard #47, deserves <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.75 CCs</span> for some pretty dramatic beardage to match his dramatic personality. Thanks Diego for letting your fancy black n white fall into my lap today...and thank you DVR.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-36835663328137710592010-08-18T15:32:00.000-07:002010-08-18T15:53:21.137-07:00Art Car Eddie<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgodt8eg8hfPjirLh5kYrfaKd-4djgmpDLZZXvgTTEcOAXDgHoFD45eWOxHFG3o_aREpyWT1V-woBGjFNR5bXeMPDtjI9ssmfM7ieozsjV4k87bSM-TOfNxQeNPuZlt2pxkhkAjxGOEjINW/s1600/Day52SmallestWorldEver.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgodt8eg8hfPjirLh5kYrfaKd-4djgmpDLZZXvgTTEcOAXDgHoFD45eWOxHFG3o_aREpyWT1V-woBGjFNR5bXeMPDtjI9ssmfM7ieozsjV4k87bSM-TOfNxQeNPuZlt2pxkhkAjxGOEjINW/s400/Day52SmallestWorldEver.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506883454287438018" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4FcaIQIYaKoDlxTHt5fgnbWSWNDmgY3IGkPhX-Xx7DYf3yR8WiBQ8zx3LxrJAWnD8ql0mIfcb9VBl68bT7TNYCrtwT9vDexuoCjjjFng6oeBp42mX8M_pWat_6LEjlby14qrrnYfB_LnG/s1600/Day52ArtCarEddie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4FcaIQIYaKoDlxTHt5fgnbWSWNDmgY3IGkPhX-Xx7DYf3yR8WiBQ8zx3LxrJAWnD8ql0mIfcb9VBl68bT7TNYCrtwT9vDexuoCjjjFng6oeBp42mX8M_pWat_6LEjlby14qrrnYfB_LnG/s400/Day52ArtCarEddie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506885640788850722" /></a><br /><br />This guy, Eddie, owns this crazy looking art car that was often parked by our house. Sadly the car just got impounded and he’s decided to let it go so I was pretty happy I had already taken a ton of photos of it so I can show you guys the madness. When he told me he spent 10 years collecting the items on the car I had a vision of his place being on an episode on the TV show, <a href="http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/index.jsp">Hoarders</a> before art car assembly.<br /><br />Eddie, Beard #46, deserves <span style="font-weight:bold;">9.25 CCs</span> of whatever he wants for being free and for buying me a Maker’s Mark and coke. Cheers my friend.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-72086297585780718072010-08-17T15:58:00.000-07:002010-08-18T15:23:01.333-07:00Mission Drive By<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpu557uhZEih4nQLia1sV9tjrAMxGxRUot421fgGZZZ_Db9_cbFSXvU1uc3kpb3F6TQB5pEgrYzgYLhrz1uQ3ANtifWCgVQ7eu_YnM3l-l8YCx734XvYL0p2LqXHeA8OJLALOcafBM7TY3/s1600/Day+53+MissionDriveBy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpu557uhZEih4nQLia1sV9tjrAMxGxRUot421fgGZZZ_Db9_cbFSXvU1uc3kpb3F6TQB5pEgrYzgYLhrz1uQ3ANtifWCgVQ7eu_YnM3l-l8YCx734XvYL0p2LqXHeA8OJLALOcafBM7TY3/s400/Day+53+MissionDriveBy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506518135963482642" /></a><br /><br />A drive by of the right kind happened. No one was hurt and my subject couldn’t sign a photo release because his hands were full. I live in the Mission district area of San Francisco where the streets are full of beautiful murals so you’ll probably see more of the bearded ones from me. I can't remember how long the whole mural was but I'm thinking it was at least 1/2 a block. <br /><br />Note to self: Try to find a way to spend a day in this artist’s head.<br /><br />Beard #45 gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.5 CCs</span> for being blue and extremely cooperative.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-17744331525063495942010-08-16T16:22:00.000-07:002010-08-16T16:30:51.404-07:00Fuzzy Dusty<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtC4GHh5IbVVhNKxAmRTDeonTfq98Mt2ChmK34Djp566R4BIgOV-zqhqqVepKltbD5Itvkpc1ZABwSbb0e9mJ66bGf2sw56rBbzTniTUHlsCJEYJFeCHqDgb-_NQBC0T6t3BNJoQwAdFSW/s1600/Day54FuzzyDustycrop.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 353px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtC4GHh5IbVVhNKxAmRTDeonTfq98Mt2ChmK34Djp566R4BIgOV-zqhqqVepKltbD5Itvkpc1ZABwSbb0e9mJ66bGf2sw56rBbzTniTUHlsCJEYJFeCHqDgb-_NQBC0T6t3BNJoQwAdFSW/s400/Day54FuzzyDustycrop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506153114916529554" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQGSkbSbudEVmtskojsqyXHo1JusEGY-i-56C_gb3WtLncKcuYopBEzSHeueLcHMAgxPmlNZO3xuP6H6TXi5XEEEAbWsWkfZnNyOoIfSD1yWAFyI13zhXJYefzZ-xJgjEoVdY3RsHXsMF/s1600/DustyChinchilla.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 134px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPQGSkbSbudEVmtskojsqyXHo1JusEGY-i-56C_gb3WtLncKcuYopBEzSHeueLcHMAgxPmlNZO3xuP6H6TXi5XEEEAbWsWkfZnNyOoIfSD1yWAFyI13zhXJYefzZ-xJgjEoVdY3RsHXsMF/s200/DustyChinchilla.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506153889472437138" /></a><br />We were at a pet store because we adopted another dog and needed some floor diapers. When we walked in Dusty was there to educate us on chinchillas. Soft...both. <br /><br />I'm going to give Dusty (beard #44) 8.75 CCs for having a beard that might actually be a chinchilla, although, I should probably call it a chin-heata.<br /><br />And to answer your question, yes, everyone in San Francisco does have tattoos.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-13982189499660245632010-08-15T14:01:00.000-07:002010-08-15T14:34:30.891-07:00You Missed a Spot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjylCsWTPq5Ni4WHKEzbffPXQ-WgoqLa8Aw-j1g6VIEmMnII_1zEphoFzTiSNJdHX2YbWEC6AJ_GGPZG7r45T3i_lbkBdO4l25xlWw5hbB_n3d40PRmgv6S3Kjl41Yqb8Sk5NeqGtEPJaQ3/s1600/Day51YouMissedaSpot2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjylCsWTPq5Ni4WHKEzbffPXQ-WgoqLa8Aw-j1g6VIEmMnII_1zEphoFzTiSNJdHX2YbWEC6AJ_GGPZG7r45T3i_lbkBdO4l25xlWw5hbB_n3d40PRmgv6S3Kjl41Yqb8Sk5NeqGtEPJaQ3/s400/Day51YouMissedaSpot2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505750643504415026" /></a><br /><br />I’m not going to talk about the guy on the left because he’s already been in one of my photos. He's basically an accessory this time. The guy on the right is representing those with neck beards. I’m not sure if he tried shaving in one of those fish eye garage mirrors and couldn’t see properly or if he just can’t grow hair on his face. I’d bet you a nickle (or two) it’s the latter. <br /><br />Beard #43 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.0 CCs</span> because it's a bit of a hidden treasure.<br /><br />p.s. This project is making me realize this city is like a giant jail with all of it's gated entrance ways.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-87081557282358872162010-08-14T15:06:00.000-07:002010-08-14T15:15:26.081-07:00Cat Snatch Fever<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7T85kM2bjj694sFQuBpmdTpZooSwdLQOjPXiO44je4nFUgbZ9FLvsLGu1Puvd5-VUY3DQ2X_3B48dzZDYyhWHu2KqRUx1roE862SB_X7JuyXlQVjwVTlXCAVh8dNtuyypxCzaYbgAOmlK/s1600/Day47CheshireCat3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 294px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7T85kM2bjj694sFQuBpmdTpZooSwdLQOjPXiO44je4nFUgbZ9FLvsLGu1Puvd5-VUY3DQ2X_3B48dzZDYyhWHu2KqRUx1roE862SB_X7JuyXlQVjwVTlXCAVh8dNtuyypxCzaYbgAOmlK/s400/Day47CheshireCat3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5505391754433613682" /></a><br /><br />This is what happened to the Cheshire Cat after he was snatched by the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g">crazy Russian cat lady with 130 cats</a>. The blood he has on his teeth happened when he eventually started gnawing on his own tail due to stress and hunger. It’s also what happened when he became a character in <span style="font-style:italic;">American McGee’s Alice</span>. <br /><br />Beard #42 gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.5 bowls of milk and CCs of morphine</span>. Here kitty kitty.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-20842851205891152982010-08-13T12:21:00.000-07:002010-08-13T12:44:02.036-07:00OW My Back!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioObNFzi8_BXWiW1GYBCx7Uz-x0LabUSsgxZFooC0AxYJavx-cpJzgFhgHItzRWFIF9qGkH7AxcUQRdeev25elpJC5hiruDKmkxf9QwZjwAMDmrXl1vrpXQBXX_k95tWzbpN0QKA-phzaX/s1600/Day43AVcraig.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioObNFzi8_BXWiW1GYBCx7Uz-x0LabUSsgxZFooC0AxYJavx-cpJzgFhgHItzRWFIF9qGkH7AxcUQRdeev25elpJC5hiruDKmkxf9QwZjwAMDmrXl1vrpXQBXX_k95tWzbpN0QKA-phzaX/s400/Day43AVcraig.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504982185209634210" /></a><br /><br />Here we have Craig, a furry light and sound tech. The key to his success is the pole coming out of his head that holds up his umbrella hat. This way when it rains he can protect his equipment. The downfall is his broken back from always leaning over his board. You can see the pain in his eyes. I’m thinking a back brace is in order<br /><br />Beard #41, Craig, gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">9.0 CCs</span> for a good beard and making the song <span style="font-style:italic;">Tears of a Clown</span> by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles be stuck in my head indefinitely.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-36276437079682037752010-08-12T14:02:00.000-07:002010-08-12T14:30:23.112-07:00Crazy Dave<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl_zfvE8pskomIbDrjZXPOWMlu5mk3qWOEZVfdO20_378OvhACCvKVN7Ba6f7UuKD-IH_rclmKcCSNDYp3q_ArP0-wg7_Vfl5udGKq9YjIWkhE2CysrZItGHPStFtiM9atNpSe2o_wnDri/s1600/Day+42+Crazy+Dave+for+REal.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl_zfvE8pskomIbDrjZXPOWMlu5mk3qWOEZVfdO20_378OvhACCvKVN7Ba6f7UuKD-IH_rclmKcCSNDYp3q_ArP0-wg7_Vfl5udGKq9YjIWkhE2CysrZItGHPStFtiM9atNpSe2o_wnDri/s400/Day+42+Crazy+Dave+for+REal.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504634481963819586" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihMjZM6cBV6WK9wUBdsPX-jHOj3RpZ5xOccoGsGDidAFcMyApCQvixLth-4TgRUvU9G0_45_AXUeajDWFW6cPjBZ82GomuIHDtJ2BMiGXyWle4Ux7r0pmmqitdN5gndlp0mmba1-1blpVS/s1600/PvZcrazyDaveCartoon.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihMjZM6cBV6WK9wUBdsPX-jHOj3RpZ5xOccoGsGDidAFcMyApCQvixLth-4TgRUvU9G0_45_AXUeajDWFW6cPjBZ82GomuIHDtJ2BMiGXyWle4Ux7r0pmmqitdN5gndlp0mmba1-1blpVS/s200/PvZcrazyDaveCartoon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504637615150578690" /></a><br />One of my favorite games in the world is <span style="font-style:italic;">Plants vs. Zombies</span> and I was lucky enough to get invited to one of their parties. Crazy Dave is the inspiration for one of the main characters in the game. To switch it up today I conducted a little interview for you folks...<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: So...how did you become <span style="font-style:italic;">Crazy Dave</span>?</span> <br />Crazy Dave: I was the founder and general manager of <a href="http://www.popcap.com/">PopCap Games</a> San Francisco studio where the game was created. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: How long?</span><br />CD: From 2005-2007.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: Where did the pot on the head come from? Please tell me it was from a drunken moment.</span><br />CD: I’m pretty bald so I usually wear a hat outside in the summer, but the team took a few liberties ;)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: Do you wear a pasta strainer when it’s warmer outside so you don’t overheat.</span><br />CD: No, that would just give me a polka-dot sunburn on my scalp. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: Have you ever dated one of the flowers from the game?</span><br />CD: Sadly, I think they’re out of my league. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Me: Thanks Crazy Dave</span> (Beard #40), let’s go ahead and give you and your cartoon character <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.5 CCs</span>. It looks like I caught you after a trim but your cartoon clearly has a good thing going on.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-40013181820476924702010-08-11T14:53:00.000-07:002010-08-11T14:58:54.121-07:00Smoking Lotus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMKM0l8jsMmsONunf5yqgjwV79vTK320-cDHLIQejdeTF8Wd_c8Z6w9nsb5TeX1249dD5Ek489Imk5tY9NDba5HtQrbNBc_fJ-eBPqz67Jy5cwrV5rYFzFt7MImaJaR3POLs25bi6-BOQQ/s1600/SmokingLotus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMKM0l8jsMmsONunf5yqgjwV79vTK320-cDHLIQejdeTF8Wd_c8Z6w9nsb5TeX1249dD5Ek489Imk5tY9NDba5HtQrbNBc_fJ-eBPqz67Jy5cwrV5rYFzFt7MImaJaR3POLs25bi6-BOQQ/s400/SmokingLotus.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504274462229351058" /></a><br /><br />I count on my errands and daily outings to get me amongst other humans, hoping to run into my beard prey for the day . Two birds with one stone* so to speak. Shop, seek, shoot.<br /><br />It probably goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway, today might be one of my favorite finds thus far. Another super nice participant to boot...love those.<br /><br />Beard # 39 gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">9.0 CCs</span> for an overall brilliant arrangement.<br /><br />*No birds were harmed in the making of this post.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-11804480126345613332010-08-10T16:02:00.000-07:002010-08-11T14:21:07.408-07:00Farmer’s Friend<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtlO7vatuejACqRTx5AwT7UUjSW1RyBJ-laZk_VRBCFrD-7NI5_sKqtdGcCC4QFCeTCssa79o5S18Fadyekr3mdTDg9mTEDbSBJIwvvWzWFMq_-Yx0AckwD3ka3bv4PfEt9wgg7xodhGud/s1600/Day+48+RyRy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtlO7vatuejACqRTx5AwT7UUjSW1RyBJ-laZk_VRBCFrD-7NI5_sKqtdGcCC4QFCeTCssa79o5S18Fadyekr3mdTDg9mTEDbSBJIwvvWzWFMq_-Yx0AckwD3ka3bv4PfEt9wgg7xodhGud/s400/Day+48+RyRy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503921131237164962" /></a><br /><br />I would like to introduce one of Farmer Ted’s friends from Sixteen Candles. You can also call him Ryan. He looks like the guy that played <a href="http://bit.ly/aYwuAh">John Cusack’s ray gun wielding brother</a> in the movie. Ryan might look like he's in his natural gear, but I actually made him wear the props.<br /><br />Beard #38 gets <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.0 CCs</span> for the chin only red beard, night vision goggles, and for taking my abuse. <br /><br />p.s. Molly Ringwald is across the room ignoring us.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-82494419095075354152010-08-09T15:07:00.000-07:002010-08-09T15:11:30.524-07:00Send Me an Angel<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7C5KZcc7v2bQI0wquOYO5tYGF90uMjtSeBNvjrjrY57N2a58c1FT2tuCVS30OTWsMKRRqVvB4XiQ_ADJP1EgS_GpI7O6eD4Dy9yMi0KNQdceppzAfNzsuB7RfNcvtEEs9UmvrzJoIUqef/s1600/Day49GerardtheAngel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7C5KZcc7v2bQI0wquOYO5tYGF90uMjtSeBNvjrjrY57N2a58c1FT2tuCVS30OTWsMKRRqVvB4XiQ_ADJP1EgS_GpI7O6eD4Dy9yMi0KNQdceppzAfNzsuB7RfNcvtEEs9UmvrzJoIUqef/s400/Day49GerardtheAngel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503535933350503874" /></a><br /><br />This may have been the nicest human being I’ve ever met. Not kidding. His name is Gerard, or Gerry if you will, and is originally from Northern Ireland. He was oozing a beautiful energy that was so heavy I almost got some on me while talking to him. <br /><br />Beard #37, Gerard gets a glowing 9.75 because he has super “hug me” powers and lucky charms.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-27315683434666799412010-08-08T18:17:00.000-07:002010-08-08T18:31:49.483-07:00Decent Dave<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0UYMhqnJIvJo-9NebMewGD7n0UVPNNPwOxD8hVCY7thDc3V2DA8XJHYQQXdJUqc8hzd7ytCc-7pKb_3gv5-9HmTj-Mmj9EEFHUJYyqV-JL5TTeNT4r7KjoOvxIi8UHw-AnKrWdURd2RZW/s1600/Day44DavidAVdude.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0UYMhqnJIvJo-9NebMewGD7n0UVPNNPwOxD8hVCY7thDc3V2DA8XJHYQQXdJUqc8hzd7ytCc-7pKb_3gv5-9HmTj-Mmj9EEFHUJYyqV-JL5TTeNT4r7KjoOvxIi8UHw-AnKrWdURd2RZW/s400/Day44DavidAVdude.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503214708515608898" /></a><br /><br />I’ve had an off day so to continue the groove let’s do today in words starting with “D”...<br /><br />Does David do Dallas? Disreputable, dysfunctional Debbie does. David’s dignity defers dosed disdain. Distasteful doings deal dreadful developments. Der! <br /><br />D-beard dumber 36 = <span style="font-weight:bold;">8.0 DDs</span> due 2 dually distinctive degrees dof darkness, do design, + dome dressing<br /><br />Damn.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8958514509838195678.post-76477530657051697322010-08-07T14:52:00.000-07:002010-08-07T14:56:14.833-07:00Mellow Mate<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHwY_YCUeMHoD3qWaHUnjIbszc34_F5Ks9dJEzSbcxlfdgi9OeLfNlW3PVAKIx5DHQEEYaFxF7CBIf0gCoCCNhAe0Av3_UwZKaa0H_SWjhUjoafpLILFq7Plj5SexlaCkNSXd7VUpB5FPm/s1600/Day40Mate.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHwY_YCUeMHoD3qWaHUnjIbszc34_F5Ks9dJEzSbcxlfdgi9OeLfNlW3PVAKIx5DHQEEYaFxF7CBIf0gCoCCNhAe0Av3_UwZKaa0H_SWjhUjoafpLILFq7Plj5SexlaCkNSXd7VUpB5FPm/s400/Day40Mate.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5502789772556452882" /></a><br /><br />Does Steven look wasted to you too? I don’t think he was. We were just in such a dark setting it was causing “NAKS” (need a kip syndrome). Kip — a common Australian word for nap. Steven is from Oz...at least he sounded like it. <br /><br />Beard #35 — Let’s go with <span style="font-weight:bold;">7.25 CCs</span>. It could use a little more nurturing but still quite nice. Also you can't ignore the Curl-gasm that's happening on his head.The Beard Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04557124933537137969noreply@blogger.com0