A Full Forth

I forced my husband, Jack and our dog, Kai out with me today on my hunt. We went via automobile because time was limited as we had a 4th of July BBQ to go to. At first I was thinking I could find some super patriotic, half naked person walking around town. This is nothing unusual here. When I saw these two I knew the beard of the day had been located. In 10 seconds we whipped around 3 blocks, turbo parked, and Jack ran to catch these two for me while I gathered my camera. Luckily they were very cool about it and didn’t have their cells out ready to call 911. I guess in this city we’re all a little used to being approached by crazy strangers.

Meet Patrick. He gets 8 CCs for a nice and thick, multi colored arrangement with his hot lady friend, Lisa on his arm. Happy 4th of July all.

Let the Beard Hunt begin!

BEARD #1 — Good 'Ole Boy(s)

I have to start off with a bang here to keep you guys interested. Beard #1 (...2 and 3) happened in in a small coastal town in Northern California. My husband, Jack, and I were on a nice outing for the day and right as we were parking I saw a cowboy riding by on a horse, yeah that's what I said. I tried to get out of the car, camera ready, but it was too late. All I could get was horse ass. No matter, right across the street there were three good 'ole boys, hanging out and having a midday laugh a.k.a. beer. They weren't so sure about me at first but quickly came around with a little bit of gab (the gift I don't have so luckily Jack was with me). This is one of my favorite pics so far and for how cool they were I'm gonna give them 9.75 CCs*

p.s. We found the horse later outside a little saloon but our dog was with us and wasn't allowed inside. I'll be going back for him at some point.

*CCs — the Chris Cringle beard rating scale starting at 1 as the weakest and 10 being up there with Chris Cringle's (Santa) beard. Ratings are based on style, length, and character as well as the over all experience.