Thursday, July 15, 2010
He wouldn’t tell me his name but I really wanted to call him Albert. My friend and I ran into this guy on the street in the Haight hood. While we tried to explain to him what the theory of relativity was he struggled with trying to tie his beard in a ponytail with a rubber band larger than his head. We finally convinced him that he was perfect without it.
Einstein not only has epic style, he’s only 5’ tall and has the voice of a 4 year old girl. Beard #13 gets 9.5 CCs hands down.